Review: Interred With Their Bones

A probable-cause statement says Parry was playing video games with the victim and three others – ages 12 and 13 – at a next door neighbors home where the boys were having a sleepover. Unified Police Lt. Justin Hoyal said that Parry became drunk during the course of the evening.Anyone else dumb enough to do this as a kid? I swear to God we played this almost every afternoon one summer when we first found out about it. One memory I have after I was Passed Out was that once I went under, I immediately had a dream. I was on my school bus looking out of the window and the sun was shining on my face, making it warm. Then I woke up on the ground with my mouth in the dirt, the sun shining on my face. My friends said I was out for like 15 seconds and that I was mumbling incoherently. Scary looking back at that now as an adult. Anyway, if you got kids you may want to say something to them about it. You may not be able to stop them from trying it out, but had I known I could have died from it I probably would have never participated.

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Jose Taveras Is A Dirty Old Man

Elgin, IL. — Today Im questioning everything I thought I knew about the sex drive of the elderly. A 74-year-old man has been accused of drugging and sexually assaulting his health caretakers.Instead, Stevens-Rosine was beat mercilessly by Olmsted and Barber, who kicked and punched her to the point of Stevens-Rosine screaming and begging for her life. The pair would later tell police that Stevens-Rosine’s screaming was “freaking them out” so they shoved a Saw hat into her mouth and kept beating her. […]

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Shawn Hughes Accused Of Trying To Sell Kid To Get Girlfriend Out Of Jail

Inside the courthouse, Alderman apparently damaged a booking room. En route to jail, he kicked out one of the windows as what I imagine could only be a mature expression of his distaste for riding in the backseat. His excuse for this whole incident was being high on bath salts.Burlington, Vermont How many of you dreamt of flying when you were younger? Even better, how many of you actually tried to fly? I think the fantasy was always fueled by cartoons (in my day) and stuntmen with my children. Hollywood always makes things look so easy and always manage to trick the mind. Unless you’ve seen the making of a movie, you never see the landing platforms below. You just see some idiot jumping from the top of a building, landing smoothly, and walking away as though it were as natural as breathing in and out. It’s not, I can tell you that for sure. Even with a belly full of booze, jumping out of a high window is never really a cool idea – I tried it in college. But the alcohol and the fit of laughter kind of made our legs a bit unstable so it was nothing for them to revolt mid air and say “fuck you” as we were plummeting to the ground. But what happens when you’re all tense and you “need” to get away from say…the police? Ask John Hawley. His attempt at flying or fleeing didn’t pan out so well when the police foiled his alleged robbery attempt.

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The Pulpit of DOOM Episode 4

“I heard a loud crash. Boom! I thought it was a tornado. I thought it was the end of the world.” said John Rauchbauer. “When I hit the hallway, there was dust and debris.”TAYLORSVILLE, UT — A man in Utah proved to be one of the worst roommates ever when he decided to forgo a standard mousetrap and accidentally sent one roommate to the hospital with a hole in his chest, and sent another to jail for raping a 13-year-old girl. […]

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